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12.18.2009

Top 10 Movies of the '00s

I saw a lot of movies over the last 10 years. That number has declined considerably since my son was born, but I still manage to see most things worth seeing (although there are a few inexplicable outliers like The Departed that have slipped through the cracks).

After several weeks of careful consideration, these are the top 10 movies of the Aughts:

1. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)
2. Cidade de Deus (City of God) (2003)
3. WALL·E (2008)
4. The Incredibles (2004)
5. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
6. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
7. Hot Fuzz (2007)
8. Nueve Reinas (Nine Queens) (2002)
9. The Dish (2000)
10. Two Family House (2000)

Honorable Mention: District 9 (2009) completely blew me away, but it'll take a few years before I know whether or not the mark is indelible.

Top 10 Albums of the '00s

I know you've all been waiting for this, so I'm not going to keep you in suspense any longer. After an exhaustive review of my music collection from the last 9 years and 50 weeks, these are the top 10 albums released during the Aughts:

1. Dandy Warhols - thirteen tales from urban bohemia (2000)
2. Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot (2002)
3. Lily Allen - Alright, Still (2006)
4. Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American (2002)
5. Fountains of Wayne - Welcome Interstate Managers (2003)
6. Franz Ferdinand - You Could Have It So Much Better (2005)
7. Robbie Williams - Sing When You're Winning (2000)
8. Jude - King of Yesterday (2001)
9. Jon Brion - Meaningless (2001)
10. Ben Kweller - Sha Sha (2002)

Honorable Mention: Sufjan Stevens - Illinois (2005) is a weird and wonderful album that I could listen to over and over, but it's not exactly BOTA material.

Next up: The Top 10 Movies of the '00s!

10.02.2009

October 2009 Movies

Two months pass; two movies off my list. Inglorious Basterds was a fine film, if not in the league of Tarantino's best (Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown). I imagine a director's cut DVD will reveal the fates of the Basterds who seemingly just disappeared (Samm Levine, etc.). The Hangover suffered from overhype, and it was more ridiculous than funny. It's possible that I've run out of time to see Harry Potter 6 on IMAX, which is a shame, but I'll survive. I'm betting Night at the Museum 2 will be at the Smithsonian just short of forever. So here's my top 10, with movies on DVD in my collection starred as always:

1. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince IMAX
2. The Fall*
3. The Invention of Lying (the Gervais can do no wrong)
4. Night at the Museum 2 IMAX
5. Moon
6. Where the Wild Things Are IMAX
7. Coraline*
8. Zombieland
9. Sherlock Holmes
10. Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut (a bit pricey...I may rent first)
11. Avatar (this looks like it'll suck, but I'll trust Cameron)
12. The Informant!

9.01.2009

2009 - The Year of Graphic Novels - Update #3: Batman

I didn't appreciate how much more Ed Brubaker I had in store for me during my plunge into Batman. Not that I minded, as between Brubaker, Greg Rucka, and Chuck Dixon, I had a veritable bevy of all-star writers spinning the tales of the Dark Knight. That reminds me to be sure to get to Rucka's Whiteout series before TYoGN comes to an end. I also need to score Volume 4 of Queen and Country for the library.

31. Bruce Wayne - Murderer? by Ed Brubaker and Greg Rucka
32. Bruce Wayne - Fugitive V1 by Ed Brubaker, Greg Rucka, and Chuck Dixon
33. Bruce Wayne - Fugitive V2 by Greg Rucka and Devin Grayson
34. Bruce Wayne - Fugitive V3 by Ed Brubaker and Greg Rucka
35. Batman - War Drums by Bill Willingham et al.
36. Batman - War Games 1 - Outbreakby Ed Brubaker et al.
37. Batman - War Games 2 - Tidesby Ed Brubaker et al.
38. Batman - War Games 3 - Endgameby Ed Brubaker et al.
39. Batman - War Crimes by Bill Willingham et al.

Despite the unrelatedness of these maxi-series, I've grouped them together because they kind of blur together in a haze of multiple good guys, multiple bad guys, and brooding Bruce Wayne/Batman. I'm not saying I want a campy Batman, but I prefer storylines that are more World's Greatest Detective vs. 1 Bad Dude (and possibly a few henchmen). These megatales are the popcorn of the Batman universe; I guess I was hoping for a nice ribeye.

40. Batman: Detective by Paul Dini

I'm glad I didn't pay for this book, because outside of the cover, it's a waste. Weak, disconnected stories. Small wonder it's already out of print.


41. Batman and Son by Grant Morrison

I don't want to hate on GM, but this was not his best effort.

42. Batman - Dangerous Dames and Demons by Paul Dini

One of my great regrets is not being a regular watcher of Dini's Batman Adventures cartoon and its descendants. Every episode I've seen has been wonderful and works a great balance between the Dark Knight and kid's sensibilities. Dini's collection here is meta to the max as it's a comic based on a TV show based on a comic, and it shines. The two Harley Quinn stories, including the heralded Mad Love, are worth the price of admission alone.

43. The Batman Adventures by Kelley Puckett and Martin Pasko

More adventures based on the TV show art.

44. Joker/Mask by Henry Gilroy

This little mini series put the Mask on the Joker to see what happens. It's an interesting take on what a supervillian becomes when he is too powerful. Fun stuff.

45. Batman - Digital Justice by Pepe Moreno

I suppose the artwork in this volume was cutting-edge when it came out in the early 90s, but as it says in its own forward, it's pretty dated by today's standards. Overall, though, it was a pretty good William Gibson-inspired tale, and a good value for $0.25 from a closing used-book store in Wheaton.

46. Batman Black and White by Various Writers

A nice codicil to my surfeit of Batman (am I mixing my metaphors?). This is a simply wonderful collection of short stories of the Dark Knight, all, unsurprisingly, in black and white, or at least in shades of grey. This and Dangerous Dames and Demons are probably the only two of the Batman books listed here that I'd recommend for purchase. So go out and buy them!

I think I'm done with TDK for awhile. Up next: the Bone nonology.

8.13.2009

August 2009 Movies

Progress! Managed to actually see 2 movies on my list last month: Quantum of Solace and Children of Men. QoS was ridiculous. I still couldn't tell you what the hell happened in that movie. I watched Goldfinger on the flight back from LA last week. Now that was a Bond movie. I loved the new Casino Royale despite the switch from baccarat to poker, but QoS was an awful misfire. CoM was very good, but I think it had been built up a bit much as the next Blade Runner (or equivalent Sci-Fi cult flick). Still a fine movie, but not much repeat viewing value. So here's my top 10 or so to watch. As always, the starred ones I've got on DVD or Blu Ray yet still haven't found the time to watch.

1. Inglorious Basterds
2. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince IMAX
3. The Fall*
4. Night at the Museum 2 IMAX
5. Moon
6. The Brothers Bloom
7. Coraline
8. Terminator: Salvation
9. Public Enemies
10. The Hangover
11. Watchmen: The Ultimate Collector's Edition