...or the Ocelots would be dropped down a division at the end of the season. They had a real chance to get win #2 last night, but they, of course, blew it.
AnyGivenSunday: Philadelphia Phalanx (8-0) Sisyphized the Valley Valiants 75-31
UIUCAAL: Philadelphia Phizz (7-1) circumsized the Jewgantors 106-67
WFL: The Bentopolis Slugs slimed The Senators (5-3) 130-93
NLFFL: Philadelphia Phrenzy (5-3) hunted down the Chelmsford Coyotes 70-22
asdf: The Hollywood Hogwash bennifered the Olney Ocelots (1-7) 87-80
The Phalanx also now have a 2-game lead in their division. Unfortunately, all it takes is one loss in the playoffs to erase that healthy undefeated glow. Still, it's good to be the king.