AnyGivenSunday: Philadelphia Phalanx (9-0) coordinated the Grid Men 94-68
UIUCAAL: Philadelphia Phizz (8-1) balled Team Teabag 67-33
WFL: The Senators (6-3) committed patricide on the Conservatives 84-70
WFL Bonus: The Bentopolous Slugs slimed Barbie's Bruins (4-5) 91-70
NLFFL: The Bus Drivers ran over the Philadelphia Phrenzy (5-4) 68-59
asdf: Olney Ocelots (2-7) T.O.ed the Hartford Holdouts 119-82
Yes, you read that right, the Ocelots got win #2. Time for this juggernaut to start a-rollin'!