30 March 2006

More SoaP

From my dear friend, the lovely flaming redhead Niki, I recieved news of the new Snakes on a Plane FAQ from Cracked, which is much dirtier than it used to be.

The best thing about this film will be when this movie cracks $100M, and the studios have no idea why. They'll think they can reproduce this sort of buzz with similar films:

Spiders on a Submarine with Laurence Fishburne
Lions on a Cruise Ship with Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Wild Boars on a Star Cruiser with Wesley Snipes

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Actually, I'd pay to see Wild Boars on a Star Cruiser.

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